My almost ex-hubby's girlfriend found a job in state.  If she gets it, they'll be moving.  It'll be about an hour away.  Close, but not too close.

I hate when awesome people don't know that they're awesome.

I'm an attention whore these days. 

Green is a nice color ;)

Why are the better guys I meet all far away?  Are there no great local guys?  Stupid internet.

My dog is knocked up.

When did Leno take over Letterman's place in my heart and tv viewing schedule?